Pansy: My parents are kind of strict about the mixed couple thing, so I didn’t want them to know. But ever since Lilac started dating Rosemary, I knew that if they knew about what I was doing, they’d hate me for following in her footsteps.

Cumulus: Oh.

Pansy: And that’s why I’m always so mean about it. I always think that having a facade will cover up my secrets, but it’s not doing it any better. I’m just making it a whole lot worse.

Cumulus: Oh my, that is quite a bad rumor. Sorry to sound rude, but is it true?

Pansy: Of course not! I’ve never even slept with anyone. I’ve only ever made out with them. And I don’t want Lilac or my parents to know because I’d be so hypocritical.

Cumulus: What do you mean?

Cumulus: Hey, I was just getting a glass of water. I don’t think we’ve met.

Pansy: Cumulus. I’ve heard things about you.

Cumulus: Oh, well I hope it’s been good things.

Pansy: Don’t worry; all good. I… can I talk to you about something?

Cumulus: Of course; is something wrong?

???: Thanks for messing around with me, babe. Glad to know the rumors are true.

Pansy: WHAT?! How the fudge do you know about that?!

???: Doesn’t matter. Glad to know you’re as spicy as you taste.

Pansy: Fudge you, you prick!

???: Fine, fine. I’ll let you be. An angry girl isn’t a fun one.