Tag: tw: assault

???: Oh, so you’re not only a jerk, but a liar too? I suggest you leave.

Champagne: Fine! I’ll go! You’re starting to piss me off.

???: You should listen to this lovely lady. She obviously doesn’t want you to touch her, so you should respect her.

Champagne: And who are you supposed to be?

???: That’s not important. What’s important is that you are being extremely rude.

Champagne: You think I care? She’s my girlfriend; I can do what I want!

Twizzle: Excuse me? I am not your girlfriend.

Twizzle: What are you doing? G-Get away from me!

Champagne: Aww c’mon, you can’t resist…

Twizzle: What on Earth are you talking about? And don’t call me babe.

Champagne: You know, ever since you yelled at me the first day we met, I’ve loved that spitfire attitude. I knew that in time you would fall for me in the same way I’ve fallen for you.

Twizzle: Now listen, Champagne, I don’t know what you want to do but I am not in the mood for it right now.

Champagne: Ah, there’s that fire. You know, that’s what I’ve always admired about you, babe.