???: Oh, so you’re not only a jerk, but a liar too? I suggest you leave.
Champagne: Fine! I’ll go! You’re starting to piss me off.
???: Oh, so you’re not only a jerk, but a liar too? I suggest you leave.
Champagne: Fine! I’ll go! You’re starting to piss me off.
???: You should listen to this lovely lady. She obviously doesn’t want you to touch her, so you should respect her.
Champagne: And who are you supposed to be?
???: That’s not important. What’s important is that you are being extremely rude.
Champagne: You think I care? She’s my girlfriend; I can do what I want!
Twizzle: Excuse me? I am not your girlfriend.
Twizzle: Get away! I’m not going to be with you and I’ll never be with you!
Champagne: Geez, lady! You know you want to be with me!
???: Hey!
Twizzle: What are you doing? G-Get away from me!
Champagne: Aww c’mon, you can’t resist…
Twizzle: What on Earth are you talking about? And don’t call me babe.
Champagne: You know, ever since you yelled at me the first day we met, I’ve loved that spitfire attitude. I knew that in time you would fall for me in the same way I’ve fallen for you.
Twizzle: Now listen, Champagne, I don’t know what you want to do but I am not in the mood for it right now.
Champagne: Ah, there’s that fire. You know, that’s what I’ve always admired about you, babe.
Champagne: Hey nerd. Move.
Sea Nettle: Oh great.
Twizzle: Just go; I’ll deal with him.
Twizzle: Have you gotten done with your project yet?
Sea Nettle: Nah, nowhere close. I’m gonna leave it ‘till the end of break.
Twizzle: Why am I surprised? Let me help you so you don’t panic at school.
Sea Nettle: You know me so well.
This year, I don’t have to wish for what I usually do. I always have had to wish for Champagne to stop bothering me, but I finally have seen the light at the end of the tunnel.
So I just wish that someone could understand that I’m not just a failed version of Meadow. I just can’t stand it anymore.
Cumulus: Oh my berry! What have I done? Ha- Have I failed as a parent? I could I let this happen? I need to call Principal Seafoam right away. But- I need to read Twizzle’s first. Even though I already know what she’s asking for.