Tag: bpr

Casper: I need this marriage, Marshmallow. Becoming a Puff is one of the greatest honors a raw could get. The amount of wealth coming from you as my wife will be tremendous.

Marshmallow: You want to marry me… for money?

Willow: Well, money isn’t what defines a good person. Sometimes, I feel the best people are those not overcome with wealth.

Glacier: Then how can you explain how terrible my family is without wealth?

Willow: Your family isn’t terrible. Just everyone but you.

Casper: I just wanted to tell you that I’m not interested in having a… romantic relationship with you.

Marshmallow: Well, me neither. Can’t we just call of the wedding if neither of us want it?

Casper: No can do.

Marshmallow: What? Why?

Glacier: Well, we have a backyard, but there’s nothing in it. My family’s too concerned with keeping their money rather than spend any of it. I don’t think I’ve gotten a new shirt for two years.

Willow: Wow.

Casper: Mr. and Mrs. Puff, can I speak with Marshmallow, alone?

Aster: I don’t see why not.

Ivory: There’s a sitting area right by the stairs. We’ll stay out here.

Glacier: This is awesome! I’d kill for a backyard like this. A backyard, period.

Willow: Really? You don’t have a backyard?

Casper: Marshmallow, are you even listening to me?

Marshmallow: Hmm? Yeah, yeah…

Casper: So as I was saying…

Marshmallow: *Sigh*

*Chatter*

Willow: Hey… this is total shiitake.

Glacier: Couldn’t agree more.

Willow: What do you say we get out of here? We have a porch swing out back.

Glacier: Yes, please.