Cumulus: Oh my, that is quite a bad rumor. Sorry to sound rude, but is it true?

Pansy: Of course not! I’ve never even slept with anyone. I’ve only ever made out with them. And I don’t want Lilac or my parents to know because I’d be so hypocritical.

Cumulus: What do you mean?

Cumulus: Hey, I was just getting a glass of water. I don’t think we’ve met.

Pansy: Cumulus. I’ve heard things about you.

Cumulus: Oh, well I hope it’s been good things.

Pansy: Don’t worry; all good. I… can I talk to you about something?

Cumulus: Of course; is something wrong?

???: Thanks for messing around with me, babe. Glad to know the rumors are true.

Pansy: WHAT?! How the fudge do you know about that?!

???: Doesn’t matter. Glad to know you’re as spicy as you taste.

Pansy: Fudge you, you prick!

???: Fine, fine. I’ll let you be. An angry girl isn’t a fun one.

Pansy: Actually, I don’t really care. If you’re going to date one person not your color, might as well date two. I don’t judge you for dating two people, you don’t judge me for h-… nothing.

Lilac: Are you actually being nice for once?

Pansy: Yeah, yeah, I did a good. Now can we please go to this club now?

Lilac: Fine, let’s go.