Tag: bpr

Wafer: What. Is. THAT?!

Aurora: That? I’m not a thing, sir.

Wafer: You certainly are, looking like that.

Aurora: Excuse me, I-

(In French)

Wafer: I bet his niece has kept you quite busy as well.

*CREAK*

Aurora: Hey, sorry I was a little behind. My shoe fell off and…

(In French)

Wafer: Hmm. You’re never home later than I am.

Hymenaios: Oh, Papa. I’ve just been busy…

Wafer: Ah, yes, busy. I’m sure that Citron is keeping you busy.

(In French)

Creme: Ah, Hymenaios! How’d it go?

Hymenaios: It went great, Maman.

(In French)

Wafer: Is it Cumulus’s daughter?

Creme: …

Wafer: Is it?

Creme: Yes, it is.

Wafer: I told him not to go near her. She’s raw, and he’s peach. I swear, if she’s a bad influence on her…

Creme: She isn’t-

Wafer: What?! She isn’t what?!

Hymenaios: Maman?

(In French)

Wafer: Where is my son, Creme?

Creme: He’s out with a friend. They’re supposed to be home any moment.

Wafer: Who is this friend?

Meanwhile…

(In French)

Wafer: Creme.

Creme: Oh, Wafer. You’re home late.

Wafer: Had some extra work at the office.

Hymenaios: What do you say, ma fleur? Should we head home?

Aurora: Oh, alright. Maybe I can meet your father tonight.

Hymenaios: Let us just hope it goes well.