bliss g1 – Page 31

Lilac: So, how was your day in Waffle Creek?

Pansy: Let’s see: museum was boring, library was very blue, and the diner’s food was ok. As for this park, it’s mediocre at best.

Lilac: I’m just going to take that as you enjoyed it.

Pansy: Does it pain you to actually wear purple every once in a while?

Lilac: I’ve worn enough purple. I actually look less monotonous while wearing more than one color. You should try it sometime.

Pansy: Ugh, for once, you’re right. Maybe we can stop at a boutique for some hip Waffle Creek fashion.

Lilac: Sure…

Lilac: If you’re nice enough, I’ll even let you go to a club.

Pansy: Really? But I’m underage.

Lilac: I know you’ve done worse. It’s a club for teens and adults.

Pansy: Should’ve known it was too good to be true.

Pansy: I see the dog’s back in your grasp. What did you do to get him back? Bribery? Maybe-

Lilac: I’m going to stop you right there. Come on. Let’s go out before it gets too crowded anywhere.

Lilac: Huh, I thought I told you to stay on the couch and be nice. You failed both of my orders.

Pansy: Since when where you the boss of me?

Lilac: Since you walked into this house.

Lilac: Don’t worry about her, Rosemary. I’m taking her sight-seeing today; she shouldn’t bug you.

Rosemary: Thanks, Li. I’ve learned by now just to tune her out.

Lilac: Yeah, it’s a shame, too. She used to be so nice. Oh well. Better go before she starts hashing on Cumulus as well.

Lilac: What’d she call you this time?

Rosemary: She called me rude. Like she isn’t?

Lilac: Wow. The irony.

Rosemary: Li?

Lilac: What is it, Rosemary?

Rosemary: Your sister…

Lilac: Oh great. I’m so sorry, Rosemary. The one thing I ask her not to do, she does. I should’ve known better.

Pansy: And who wears a nightgown to bed? What is this, the 1800′s? Oh, and how’s your music going? I haven’t seen any success on your part.

Rosemary: Well, it was nice to see you too. I’m going to eat breakfast. If you need any more salt I’ll be sure not to give it to you.

Pansy: And what gave you the right to be so rude?

Rosemary: -_-

Rosemary: I don’t know if you remember me, but I’m-

Pansy: Rosemary, the chick who thinks it ok to run away with my sister and be the gross mixed couple you are.

Rosemary: Actually, I-

Pansy: You also give the terrible nicknames, right? You called me Pan; I’m not a flipping kitchen utensil. I’m a lady.