Marshmallow: So, what’s new with you two? How is it at home?

Willow: Well, um…

Glacier: It’s alright, you can tell her.

Marshmallow: Tell me what?

Willow: Well… we eloped!

Marshmallow: Really? That’s amazing! Congrats!

Willow: You’re not mad? That we didn’t invite you?

Marshmallow: First of all, it was an elopement; isn’t the point of that not to invite anyone? And second, I don’t think I would have been too welcomed.

[Several posts here are combined due to tumblr marking a lot of these sensitive]