Lilac: So what made you so insistent on having us come to the empty diner in the middle of a Wednesday afternoon?

Rosemary: Well… I got a promotion!

Cumulus: Really?! Congrats! No wonder we’re here! We need to celebrate!

Lilac: I don’t know why you couldn’t have told us before we left. 

Rosemary: No need to be such a Debbie Downer, Li.