???: Thanks for messing around with me, babe. Glad to know the rumors are true.

Pansy: WHAT?! How the fudge do you know about that?!

???: Doesn’t matter. Glad to know you’re as spicy as you taste.

Pansy: Fudge you, you prick!

???: Fine, fine. I’ll let you be. An angry girl isn’t a fun one.

Leave a comment