Pansy: My parents are kind of strict about the mixed couple thing, so I didn’t want them to know. But ever since Lilac started dating Rosemary, I knew that if they knew about what I was doing, they’d hate me for following in her footsteps.

Cumulus: Oh.

Pansy: And that’s why I’m always so mean about it. I always think that having a facade will cover up my secrets, but it’s not doing it any better. I’m just making it a whole lot worse.